give me a second i need to make my story straight my friends are in the bathr...

my girlfriend

me and my best friend

me with my friend

me on a date with my future girlfriend

my girlfriend, real

me finally getting a girlfriend

me a girlfriend

try to reach inside of me, try to drain my energy let me show you just what i'm made of

my best friend

my wife laying in bed waiting for me

Why did my wife have to cheat on me

shadow people standing around my bed waiting for me to act

i miss you every single day but you don't even look my way, i really wish you were obsessed with me, i miss you every single day but you don't even know my name, i really wish you were obsessed with me

my eyes are bifocal my hands are sub jointed i live in the future in my prewar apartment and i count all my blessings i have friends in high places and i'm upgraded daily all my wires without traces

me and my crush

my dad left me and my mom for a younger woman

selfie taken by my gay husband moses on my phone

me and my monkey

my wife left me for an automatic toilet

take my money

so you think you can stop me and spit in my eye,, cinematic,

my best video ever

Too much time on my hands I got you on my mind

me not being able to come with good prompts because i'm tired as hell, my head in my hand, forcing myself to come up with something creative,