Ted Cruz meets the Zodiac Killer

Oil painting depicting Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer

Film still depicting Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer by a lake, holding a knife

ted cruz in akira

Film still depicting Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer by a lake, holding a knife with intent to stab (1969)

Ted Cruz playing Jim from The Office

Ted Cruz as a vampire, 35mm film

Film still of Ted Cruz in a 1960's car late at night with poor visibility, reminiscent of the Zodiac Killer, horror, eerie, fear

Film still depicting Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer in a 1960's car late at night with poor visibility, horror, eerie, fear

Ted Cruz as an over easy egg

Film still of Ted Cruz in a 1960's car late at night with poor visibility, horror, eerie

Film still of Ted Cruz in a 1960's car late at night, barely visible, horror, eerie

film still of ted cruz with bees coming out of his mouth in candyman 1 9 9 2

Ted Cruz is swimming inside an over-easy egg

ted cruz as art the clown, movie still, from the new terrifier movie, 8 k, realistic

ted cruz, movie still, from the new pans labrynth movie, 8 k, realistic

film still of ted cruz as patrick bateman in american psycho

ted cruz as tony todd, movie still, from the candyman 1 9 9 2 movie, 8 k, realistic

ted cruz as louis bloom, movie still, from nightcrawler 2 0 1 4 movie, 8 k, realistic

ted cruz in twin peaks

a film still from ted ( 2 0 1 2 )

ted cruz drawn by zdzislaw beksinski

a film still from zodiac ( 2 0 0 7 )

ted cruz as ghostface, movie still, from the new scream movie, 8 k, realistic

Ted Cruz illustration by Takehiko Inoue, cinematic